The More I Drink

He was sittin' at the bar

Sippin' on a regular Coke

We were drinkin' and smokin'

And makin' him the butt of our jokes

We all said, man what happened to you?

Why can't you just have a few?

He said, I would if I could

But it's probably best that I don't

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink

Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine

I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse

Well, if I have one I'll have thirteen

Now there ain't no in between

'Cause the more I drink, uuh the more I drink

A couple of cold ones

And somebody hands me a shot

Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women

Start lookin' hot

And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes

And sweet talkin' some big brunette

Yeah, once I get on a roll

Ain't no tellin' where I'll stop

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink

Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine

I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse

Yaa, if I have one I'll have thirteen

Now there ain't no in between

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink, yep, yep

Hmm, that's what I'm talking about

Man, if I have one I'll have thirteen

And they can't get me off the karaoke machine

The more I drink, the more I drink

Yeah, the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink