The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage

Sit tight, I'm gonna need you to keep time

Come on, just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me

Good, good, now we're making some progress

Come on, just tap, tap, tap your toes to the beat

And I believe

This may call for a proper introduction, and well

Don't you see

I'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue?

Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention

I aim to be

Your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention

I aim to be

Your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

Applause, applause, no, wait, wait

Dear studio audience, I've an announcement to make

It seems the artists these days are not who you think

So we'll pick back up on that on another page

And I believe

This may call for a proper introduction, and well

Don't you see

I'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue?

Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention

I aim to be

Your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention

I aim to be

Your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen

Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen

Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen

Swear to shake it up, swear to shake it up

Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention

I aim to be

Your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention

I aim to be

Your eyes