Paperback Writer

Paperback writer (paperback writer, writer)

Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?

It took me years to write, will you take a look?

It's based on a novel by a man named Lear

And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer

Paperback writer

It's a dirty story of a dirty man

And his clinging wife doesn't understand

His son is working for the Daily Mail

It's a steady job, but he wants to be a paperback writer

Paperback writer

Paperback writer (paperback writer, writer)

It's a thousand pages, give or take a few (Frère Jacques)

I'll be writing more in a week or two

I could make it longer if you like the style (Frère Jacques)

I can change it 'round, and I want to be a paperback writer

Paperback writer

If you really like it, you can have the rights (Frère Jacques)

It could make a million for you overnight

If you must return it, you can send it here (Frère Jacques)

But I need a break, and I want to be a paperback writer

Paperback writer

Paperback writer (paperback writer, writer)

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(Paperback writer) paperback writer

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