Loverboy

Oh, Loverboy!

That woman's heart is not a toy

Don't play with her affections

Or falsify her joy

Just settle down

You better stop running around

Or soon you're gonna wind up down six feet underground

Loverboy!

I know your girl is pretty coy

She don't deserve this treatment

From such a callow boy

But she'll catch on

You're gonna miss her when she's gone

You think you're pretty clever

But she'll be out by dawn

(She's so pure and)

Shows such deep affection

(All you do is)

Try to please yourself

(If you fail to)

Go the right direction

I may have to beat you down myself

Loverboy!

Your actions make me so annoyed

You better stop at once before her spirits are destroyed

So cut it out

'Cause this is not what love's about

Well you'll regret your actions

I know without a doubt

Loverboy!

What happened to your prior joy?

Your lady learned the truth

And now she moved to Illinois?

You'll take no wife

Now say hello to pain and srife

And welcome a disease that you'll be carrying for life

Oh, Loverboy!

Yeah, Loverboy!

You've finally been discovered, boy!

Congratulations, Loverboy!

Yeah, Loverboy!

Oh, Loverboy!

Your wandering days are over boy

Loverboy, that's right!