Never Gonna Get Away

There's a pair hiding in the park, lurking in the shadows after dark

They always hop from town to town while running from the law (yeah)

Tougher pair than Bonnie and Clyde, Jesse James or Mr. Hyde

Destruction that they leave behind is the worst you ever saw

And if you ever meet them, the odds are pretty slim

That you'll survive a ride with Bad Luck Chuck and Tombstone Kim

Oh yeah, you're never gonna get away

Once these two get started, boy, they're never gonna stop

Oh yeah, they'll live to see another day

If you wanna put a stop to Chuck and Kim

It's gonna take more than a cop

This is an urgent news bulletin

Tombstone Kim and her partner Bad Luck Chuck are in the area

They should be considered armed and extremely dangerous

The first time they came to down, nearly tore it to the ground

Knocking over banks, and robbing everybody blind (yeah)

Long as these two are on the loose, seems no one'll cook their goose

Could it be they'll keep this up until the end of time?

But in the next town over, a new sheriff's in town

And he's declared he's gonna take this deadly duo down

Oh yeah, you're never gonna get away

Once these two get started, boy, they're mighty hard to stop

Oh yeah, they'll live to see another day

If you wanna put a stop to Chuck and Kim

It's gonna take one mighty cop

The new sheriff's pretty tough, this kinda man won't take no guff

Deputies were ready when the two of them walked in (yeah)

Well, Chuck and Kim were pretty quick, and jumped behind a pile of bricks

But they could tell that everything was looking pretty grim

Kim said, "I think our finish is just around the bend"

Chuck said, "Let's go out swingin' right down to the end"

Oh yeah, they're never gonna get away

Once these two get started, boy, they're mighty hard to stop

Oh yeah, they'll live to see another day

And that's the legend of Chuck and Kim

And their showdown with the cops