Mojo Nixon

I saw you sittin' there

I was tryin' not to stare

I wasn't sure if it was you

I didn't know just what to do

Are you drinkin' with me Jesus

I can't see you very clear

Are you drinkin' with me Jesus

Would you buy a friend a beer

As I nestled on my barstool

I felt your warmness within

I looked down at my pants

That wasn't warmness

I wet myself again

Does your head pound, Jesus

As hung over you do rise

How does paradise look, Jesus

Through holy bloodshot eyes

Should we take a cab home Jesus

Man, we can hoof it from here

I know you can walk on the water

But can you walk on this much beer

Are you drinkin' with me Jesus

I can't see you very clear