My Wife

My life's

In jeopardy

Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be

I haven't been home since Friday night and now my wife

Is comin' after me

Give me police protection

Gonna buy a gun so I can look after number one

Give me a bodyguard --

A blackbelt judo expert

With a machine gun!

Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane!

When she catches up with me

Won't be no time to explain

She thinks I've been with another woman

And that's enough

To send her half-insane!

Gonna buy a fast car, put on my lead boots, and take a long, long drive

I may end up spendin' all my money

But I'll still be alive!

All I did was have a bit too much to drink

And picked the wrong precinct

Got picked up by the law and now I ain't got time to think

Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane!

When she catches up with me

Won't be no time to explain

She thinks I've been with another woman

And that's enough

To send her half-insane!

Gonna buy a fast car, put on my lead boots, and take a long, long drive

I may end up spendin' all my money

But I'll still be alive!

And I'm oh, so tired of running

Gonna lay down on the floor

I gotta rest some time

So I can get to run some more

Yeah!

She's comin'!

She's comin'!

She's comin'!

She's comin'!

She's comin'!

She's comin'!

She's comin'!

She's comin'!

She's comin'!

She's comin'!