I'm Sorry Baby

I heard you got a lady pregnant,

Well I can only wish her well.

'Cos soon you'll have a bigger baby,

In the family than yourself.

I can't explain,

You were a pain pain pain pain.

I can't explain,

You were a big big baby.

I hope you choke on, on a dumpling,

At least that would be mildly fun.

And more exciting than just sitting,

Watching you eat them one-by-one.

I can't explain,

You were a pain pain pain pain.

I can't explain,

You were a big big baby,

You were a big big baby.

I can't explain,

You were a pain pain pain pain.

I can't explain,

You were a pain pain pain pain,

I can't explain,

You were a big big baby,

You were a big big baby,

You were a big big baby.