Everybody Get Dangerous

When I was younger

I used to go and tip cows for fun, yeah

Actually I didn't do that

'Cause I didn't want the cow to be sad

But some of my friends did

They were all just a little bit wicked

They'd blow up mail boxes

With a baseball bat, go for direct hits

I know how to win you can forget it

They throw rotten eggs into traffic

Toilet paper the fences

Throw the tables, chairs, and the benches

After practice

Sometimes we would break into mad fits

Causing damage

Burning amplifiers and mic stands

Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous

I've got a confession

That I will make if you will listen

Late in the nighttimes

We'd drive around with hairspray and sharp knives

Looking for road kills

Lighting things on fire for cheap thrills

Stab the corpses

And lick the knives like we're evil forces

Hockey games on frozen ponds

No safety pads were ever put on

Driving home on country roads

Sixty-five in a twenty five zone

In my parents Tercel

How did we survive so well?

Throw the keys and the wheel locked up

I almost killed every one of us

Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous

There must be a guardian angel

Or some kind of destiny we have

'Cause we should have died a long time ago

The way that we were living in our paths

What will we say when our kids come to us

And ask with a smile on their face

Hey Dad, my friend's got some new ninja swords!

Is it cool if we slash up his place?

Hey

Hey

Hey (is it cool if we slash up his place?)

And get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous