Troublemaker

Put me in a special school 'cause I am such a fool

And I don't need a single book to teach me how to read

Who needs stupid books? They are for petty crooks

And I will learn by studying the lessons in my dreams

So turn off the TV 'cause that's what others see

And movies are as bad as eating chocolate ice-cream

They only sicken me, don't let me play football

I'll sack the quarterback, and jack the brother of the ball

I'm a troublemaker, never been a faker

Doing things my own way, and never giving up

I'm a troublemaker, not a double taker

I don't have the patience to keep it on the up

I picked up a guitar, what does it signify?

I'm gonna play some heavy metal riffs, and you will die

You wanted arts and crafts

How's this for arts and crass?

That's right

I'm growing out my hair, I'm moving out to Cherokee

I'm gonna be a rock star, and you will go to bed with me

'Cause I can't work a job like any other slob

Punching in and punching out, and sucking up to Bob

Marrying a bitch, having seven kids

Giving up and growing old, and hoping there's a God

I'm a troublemaker, never been a faker

Doing things my own way, and never giving up

I'm a troublemaker, not a double taker

I don't have the patience to keep it on the up

I'm gonna be a star and people will crane necks

To get a glimpse of me, and see if I am having sex

And studying my moves, they try to understand

Why I am so unlike the singers in the other bands

I'm such a mystery as anyone can see

There isn't anybody else exactly quite like me

And when it's party time like 1999

I'll party by myself because I'm such a special guy

I'm a troublemaker, never been a faker

Doing things my own way, and never giving up

I'm a troublemaker, not a double taker

I don't have the patience to keep it on the up

Keep it on the up, I'm a troublemaker

Keep it on the up, I'm a troublemaker

Keep it on the up, I'm a troublemaker

Keep it on the up, I'm a troublemaker

Never giving up